This is a parody by The Starmeroids, written by a cat. It is not government advice. For the real emergency checklist, visit gov.uk/beready.

Tac's Ready

Emergency guidance for the staff.

Help animals without staff

Not every animal has staff. Help a local animal charity care for those still waiting to recruit theirs.

A slightly scruffy tabby cat sits calmly, looking at a bowl of food held out by a human hand, while a second hand sets down a folded blanket beside him.

I am not lending you mine.

Carla Lane Animals in Need

Carla Lane Animals in Need is a registered charity, number 1031342, caring for cats and other animals at its sanctuary in Melling, Liverpool.

Their donation page lets you choose how to help: a one-off gift, a monthly gift, donating goods or buying from their wishlist.

Support Carla Lane Animals in Need

This link opens the charity's own website. Tac's Ready and The Starmeroids are not affiliated with this charity.